fat! go away!

I need to loose weight. FAST! Seriously. Cannot main-main anymore. So I have to start my diet TODAY! Eh. No no no. TOMORROW! [Adoi. Kata nak fast?] Ok ok. TODAY! [sambil mengunyah roti]

I want a flat stomach like this! [daydreaming]

There is a great Chinese proverb:
"Eat like an Emperor at breakfast, like a Prince at lunch, like a Poor man at night" [can I eat like a Poor man everyday? hohoho]

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Dear fat,
Here, I ask you politely to go away from my body because I don't need you anymore. I never need you actually but I let you stayed in my body. Today I want to stop being nice with you. Since you in my body, you gave me nothing other than fat. You made me look fat. You made me look ugly. You made me have no confident. Because of you, I cannot wear some clothes. I always have to consider about you every time I want to buy my clothes. I don't want to do that anymore. Who are you to stop me from buying everything I want? You don't have the right actually. I know you love me. But I hate you. I mean it. I know you are so damn stubborn. You don't want to leave me rite? Well I have no choice. I have to burn you. You don't want to cooperate with me in the nice way, I do it in the hard way. You want it or not, you HAVE to leave. I know you will not leave me today. But in the next 4 weeks, I don't want to see you anymore. We are not meant together. Got it?

“Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality…” Ralph Marston

drift

I've been in drifting car today. It was a wonderful experienced.

It actually not a plan at all. In fact, I didn't know today had car drift at MMU car park. Before going to tutorial class, Joel had mentioned about this drift car at MMU. But at that moment, I was not that excited. Since our tutorial class finished early today, so we drop by at MMU car park to watched that car drift. When we arrived there, still not many people around. Wait a few minutes, then the show started. This one blue car done the drifting. I was so excited watching him. After he finished drifting, then suddenly a guy asking the crowd who want to try get inside that blue car. Without thinking, I came to front and offered myself to jump inside that car. A little bit nervous. Put my sit belt on. And start drifting! He done a several turn. Woohooo. The adrenaline rush feeling was so amazing. Kind of roller coaster on the road. Kem also jump in. Only me and Kem tried. Joel was not that excited to try. Nervous maybe. I don't know. Here our picture with that guy and his blue car. Too excited until forgot to asked his name. Damn.

ME

Adoi. I look fat. [Naahh.. that guy is too thin that's why I look fat. :D]

KEM

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Haihh..
Today semua orang sangat menghampakan.
Yes.
SEMUA ORANG.
EVERYBODY.
and I mean it.
Seriously.
Damn.

Udang

Saya sangat suka makan udang. Itu adalah satu fakta. Oleh yang sedemikian rupa, apabila melihat udang, maka saya akan terpanggil untuk makan nasi. Saya dan udang ibarat magnet yang akan bersatu. Itulah yang terjadi sebentar tadi di saat keluar dengan HIM di Putrajaya.

Tapi sebelum saya dan udang itu bersatu, konon-kononnya nak makan makanan Western. Memandangkan makanan Western agak MAHAL harganya, dan konon-kononnya tak nak menyusahkan HIM [coz he is the one who paying], maka saya dan Kem beralih arah ke kedai lain. Mencari kedai yang agak MURAH harganya. Di ketika itulah pandangan saya dan pandangan udang telah bersatu. Kami bertentangan mata. Serta-merta saya mengambil keputusan untuk memakan udang itu bersama nasi putih. Selain udang, saya juga turut menyertakan sotong goreng dalam pinggan nasi tersebut bersama kuah color merah dan air limau ais. Manakala, Kem pula, telah jatuh cinta dengan ayam masak kicap, sotong goreng dan juga kuah campur-campur bersama sirap limau ais. Ditambah dengan nescafe O suam kurang manis kepunyaan HIM.

Kemudian menuju ke kaunter bayaran. Kelihatan harga yang di "display" di situ. RM14 something. Ok la tu. Takde la mahal sangat. Lelaki itu masih menekan harga makanan. Oh belum habis kira rupanya. Setelah lelaki tersebut menekan total amount, tiba-tiba, harga berubah menjadi RM44.90. Huh? Apakah? Erm.. Dengan wajah yang aneh dan juga perasaan ragu, saya membayar dengan note 50 yang di beri oleh HIM sebentar tadi. Duit baki sebayak RM5.10 dikembalikan bersama resit kepada HIM. Menuju ke meja makan. Terlupa dengan harga aneh di kaunter sebentar tadi, saya terus menjamah nasi yang berada di depan mata kerana udang itu sangat menggoda jiwa. [sehingga lupa untuk mengambil gambar]

HIM kemudian berkata-kata:

HIM : Udang tu kepala dia kita makan tak?
Saya : Erm.. tak.
HIM : Berapa besar kepala udang tu?
Saya : Separuh daripada badan. [Lupa bagitau. Udang itu sangat besar. Bukan udang kecik tu. Dalam cerita ini, hanya seekor udang sahaja yang terlibat.]
HIM : So kita bayar kepada separuh benda yang kita tak makan. Tau tak berapa harga udang tu?
Saya : Erm.. RM10 [Dengan yakin dan confident]

Serentak dengan itu juga, HIM menunjukan resit kepada saya. Huh?? RM25?? Erk. Alamak. Speechless seketika.

Saya : Ala.. Sorry.. Tak tau.... Nanti bayar balik eh?
HIM : Ishh.. Tak payah... Kan I cakap, I tak berkira pasal makanan. Makan je la. Just nak bagitau harga udang tu je.
Saya : Hmmm.. Ok... [fuhh..lega tak payah bayar balik ;p]

Maka dengan penemuan harga udang itu, maka terungkailah segala rasa aneh yang membelenggu fikiran sebentar tadi tentang harga makanan yang hampir mencecah RM50. [daripada nak murah, terus super duper mahal. Kalau tau, makan je Western tadi. Cheh!]

Inilah resit yang terlibat dalam kisah ini [maaf gambar agak blur]

Ini yang tertulis di atas resit tersebut:
Nasi + Sotong RM6
Udang RM25
Limau ais RM1.60
(total makanan saya = RM32)

Nasi + Ayam kicap + Sotong RM8.50
Sirap Limau ais RM1.80
(total makanan Kem = RM10.30)

Nescafe O RM2.00
(total minuman HIM = RM2)

Menjadikan jumlah keseluruhan = RM44.90

Bukan tak biasa makan makanan berharga over RM50. Cuma hari ini tak sangka harga makanan itu mencecah sedemian rupa. Daripada nak murah, terus jadi mahal. Hahaha. Itulah kisah Udang untuk hari ini. The End.

Sebelum menamatkan entry saya untuk kali ini, saya ada satu pengumuman. [pengumuman ini tiada kaitan dengan kisah Udang sebentar tadi] Dengan ini, secara rasminya, saya, Kem dan Joel telah drop subject Computer Security. Dan dengan itu juga, secara rasmi kami tiada kelas pada hari Jumaat. [wooohooooo]. Sekian. Terima kasih.

Mata berkedip-kedip

Sehari dua ni mata asik berkedip-kedip. Kata opah, kalau mata berkedip sebelah kanan, nak jumpa orang jauh. Kalau mata berkedip sebelah kiri, nak menangis. Fuhh. Nasib baik mata berkedip sebelah kanan. [sebelum ni, kalau menangis, mata kiri takde pun nak berkedip-kedip sebelum nak menangis tu]. Kalau mata berkedip sebelah kanan, maknanya nak jumpa orang jauh la. Siapa orang jauh itu? Jauh sangat ke dia tinggal? Boleh percaya ke? Tapi itu kata orang-orang tua. Tak semestinya betul. Tapi mesti ada sebab orang tua-tua cakap macam tu kan? Kalau tak, takkan dorang suka-suka hati je nak cakap.

Nak percaya atau tidak, terpulang la kepada setiap individu. Semua kejadian datangnya dari Allah. Bukan disebabkan oleh mata. Tapi kalau betul la akan jumpa orang jauh tu, siapa la agaknya ye? [berangan seketika].

Oklah. Dah habis berangan. Mahu mandi. Dinner. Tengok movie.

Damn! Tiba-tiba tak boleh mandi. Hostel blackout. Bilik gelap. Toilet gelap. Adoi.